What are You Wearing

The idea of footwear was pushed further by converging elements of digital culture with fashion and design into a wearable technology. The end product is a sneaker designed to detect Wi-Fi wireless internet hot-spots wherever the user may roam, with every step. (From mstrpln)

Uh, could you make them any un-cooler? Seriously, who would actually wear these things? I'm thinking this technology could be put in a bracelet, watch, or even a pen (if you want to keep it geeky real).