Would You Like Fries With That?

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child's car seat's cup holder. Dishwasher-safe. (From improvements)

To be honest, this isn't a terrible idea per se. But if you actually need one you either spend way too much time in the car or eat far too many fries. Just saying.